Tuesday, March 13, 2012 - Article by: Linda Miller - Supreme Lending -
I have seen this before but got a chuckle out of it. Thought I would share - mainly because although it is funny it is sometimes so very true.
When it says: This is what it REALLY means:
MUCH POTENTIAL: Steer clear unless you have a lot of money!
UNIQUE CITY HOME: Used to be a warehouse
CONTEMPORARY: Lots if steel shelves with little holes like the kind you dad used to store tools on.
ONE-OF-A-KIND: Ugly as sin
UNIQUE: Really freakin' weird
UPPER BRACKET: If you have to ask...
YOU'LL LOVE IT: No you won't
MUST SEE TO BELIEVE: An absolutely accurate statement
SPACIOUS: Average
CHARMING: Small
COZY: Very Small
WALK TO STORES: Nowhere to park your car
BRIGHT AND SUNNY: Drapes and blinds not included
SPRAWLING RANCH: Floor plan sucks
SECLUDED SETTING: Just try and find it
EXECUTIVE NEIGHBORHOOD: Taxes are really high
UNAFFECTED CHARM: Needs painting
STARTER HOME: Run Down
NATURAL SETTING: Deer will eat your plants and bushes
PARK LIKE SETTING: T here's a tree in the yard
AND MUCH, MUCH MORE: Can't think of anything more to say
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